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It Happened One Wedding - Julie James
""Is it too late for me to realize that I'm a lesbian? Sure, I like penises, but I'm a smart girl - I could figure out what to do with the lady bits if need be."


"I swear, Roberts, the more I learn about your gender, the more I think a sperm donor, a good handyman, and a great vibrator is the better way to go. ""